Ooh la la!

I'm currently listening to really bad French music because Madame said so.
I don't understand it. I don't like it. And it just sucks, okay?
I'm so glad that I live in America where there's actually good music around,
If you look hard enough.

Here are French songs for you to listen to if you're really bored.
Otherwise, I would not recommend that you listen to these songs,
But I felt the need to include them since I mentioned them.
(I also gave comments on the songs if you're interested.)

Click here to listen to Benjamin Biolay!: How the hell did this guy win best male artist in the 2010 Music Awards in France? This song is freaking depressing.

Click here to listen to the musical stylings of Olivia Ruiz: She won best female artist, and I'm just going to say that this is good because she's way better than Benjamin Biolay, even though her music still isn't that good.

Click here for the most original song, by Coeur De Pirate: Okay, I'll admit that this song is okay. Maybe even good. But I still don't like French music. This is the best out of the bunch.


Click here to listen to "urban music": LOLWUT!?!? who the fuck would listen to this shit?

Click here to listen to Kool Shen: I'm convinced that these people named themselves "Kool Shen" because they think it's cool and gangster. Correction: GANGSTA.

I can't even listen to this anymore. I hope you enjoy, and I promise I'll never write about French music ever again. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. I think I'll just go now.

Love,
Lucy