Friday, August 27, 2010

You talk like you're famous; you're shameless.

S: Blake Lively and Megan Fox are so pretty!
L: Yeah, I know. (I mean, if I was lesbo or a guy, I'd totally think Megan's hot, and I mean that in a non-creepy way. I'm totally straight.) I was actually thinking of getting a tattoo this morning because I was watching TV and Megan was on.
S: What would you get?
L: Lyrics. Good ones, of course.
S: Manage me, I'm a mess!
L: No! I should totally get a tramp stamp that says "shameless".
I've spent the last five hours talking about All Time Low and raping each other's walls on Facebook with quotations from "atlsecrets.tumblr.com". If you've never been on that site before, I highly recommend you go. Now.

Take me, show me,
The corners of your empty room,
The trouble we could get into,
Just fake it for me.
Disregard the footsteps,
And we'll never tell a soul.

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